We all know that Kevin Rudd is the Master:
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eryaforsthye and I realise it's the truth and bring it to you.
Appendage A:
... not again.
Appendage B
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'Still not convinced? Fine then! Let me show you beyond the cloak of affability left by theArchangel Telstra network. -behold!'
'Based on this irrefutable evidence, we can safely assume that Bush will be paying a visit to Australia at some point in the near future, probably to visit Captain Scarlet's Cloudbase (which, as everyone knows, lives somewhere over the Great Barrier, where they can watch all the fishies. . .) From there, Rudd will throw off the shackles of shaving, grow a goatee, and start demanding ginger beer by the carton-load, preferably while singing a rude Gallifreyan drinking song about the Rod of Rassilon. Oh, and he'll make Bush go asplodey.'
All credit toemeryboard , who's gorgeous. Excellent.
eryaforsthye and I realise it's the truth and bring it to you.Appendage A:
- Nobody knows where he comes from. We assume he used to be part of the Labour party, but no one's quite sure, or cares.
- He just seemed to suddenly come into existance around the election
- He's so shiny. His hair is shiny and so are his teeth and ties.
- His wife is emminently suitable and mega mega rich.
- Nothing sticks to him
- No one knows what he stands for... it was just... I dont know, good.
- He's gotta be better than Howard
- He has a plan for Australia's future
- He's hypnotised The Worm.
- We keep seeing him everywhere... and every time, this beat just... jumps into our mind. kevin07. kevin07. kevin07. kevin07. kevin07. kevin07. kevin07. kevin07. kevin07. kevin07. kevin07. kevin07. kevin07. kevin07. kevin07. kevin07. kevin07. kevin07. kevin07. kevin07. kevin07. kevin07. kevin07. kevin07. kevin07. kevin07. kevin07. kevin07. kevin07. kevin07. kevin07. kevin07. kevin07.
- Everyone comes away from meeting with him with a smile
- He's hypnotised the Chinese into complete adoration
- People got disgruntled at the old folks home and we haven't heard from them since
- He's a master of manipulation
- So harmless, he can't possibly be evil.
- He realises that Australia is sick and needs more doctors
- He realises that John Howard DOESN'T realise that Australia is sick and needs more doctors.
- The Doctor's still avoiding Australia after Tegan. It's also somewhere outside UNIT and Torchwood's jurisdiction (or is it???)
thanks to achilleis for that one ;)
thanks to ryttu3k for THAT one!- kevin07. kevin07. kevin07. kevin07. kevin07. kevin07. kevin07. kevin07. kevin07. kevin07.
... not again.
Appendage B
(Brought to you by
emeryboard ) 'Still not convinced? Fine then! Let me show you beyond the cloak of affability left by the
'Based on this irrefutable evidence, we can safely assume that Bush will be paying a visit to Australia at some point in the near future, probably to visit Captain Scarlet's Cloudbase (which, as everyone knows, lives somewhere over the Great Barrier, where they can watch all the fishies. . .) From there, Rudd will throw off the shackles of shaving, grow a goatee, and start demanding ginger beer by the carton-load, preferably while singing a rude Gallifreyan drinking song about the Rod of Rassilon. Oh, and he'll make Bush go asplodey.'
All credit to
emeryboard , who's gorgeous. Excellent.
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